In the car this morning I encountered an amusing sign.
Now, to be fair to me, the sign wasn’t quite like that. The one I saw was on the side of a car waiting next to me at an intersection, and lacked the words ‘Emergency Car Door Unlocking.’ True, “Free When Child Locked Inside” was printed inside of a painted orange key, but none the less. My first impression was that if I ever found that van with a child locked inside, I could have the van. I’m not entirely sure what I would do with the child.
A few seconds later I realized it was a van for a company known as ‘Pop-A-Lock‘ which specializes in locksmithing car doors and that saving children from heat stroke is a free community service. But I liked it better when I could have gotten a free car.